The iHand Massage app unlocks control of the vibrator inside your iPhone. (via sexuality.about.com, via Gizmodo)

The eagle-eyed Joanne McNeil of The Tomorrow Museum spotted this aside in an item on Washingtonienne author and blogger Jessica Cutler’s wedding: she’s writing a new book, which involves spaceships. “Jessica actually texted to ask me if I wanted to collaborate on the next book (how 21st Century! It’s like we’re living in Gossip [...]

Sexperts, squared. Susannah “Fuck the sexperts” Breslin, in her interview with sex blogger Lux Alptraum asks, “What’s an average day in the life of a sexpert like?” Alptraum: “It all depends on how I’m channeling my sexpertise.” Proof that sexpert is more useful as a marketing term than anything else. Unless there’s a better reason [...]

Cover story in Saturday’s San Francisco Chronicle: “A scary trend: sexy costumes for young girls.” Cliff’s Notes version: sexy is the new scary, and what is the world coming to, and goodness gracious, how can we protect our collective innocence from the destructive influence of slutty outfits? (Which, of course, the paper will [...]