The eagle-eyed Joanne McNeil of The Tomorrow Museum spotted this aside in an item on Washingtonienne author and blogger Jessica Cutler’s wedding: she’s writing a new book, which involves spaceships. “Jessica actually texted to ask me if I wanted to collaborate on the next book (how 21st Century! It’s like we’re living in Gossip Girl!)” explained author Michael Malice. My excuse for missing the original story, you choose: that the reception was deemed a “flash mob,” or that there was an ass-shaped cake.