No, it doesn’t make you pathetic. Please. Even at our worst, Sexerati is just not that judgy.
But seriously, I cannot describe my identity (hint, actually, that can be a hard question) & desire with a series of pulldown menus:
And nor can I find satisfying answers even after a never-ending flood of questions. Scientific sluttery dictates that I will still try, but I will be secretly wishing for a better way.
Is the future of dating really going to be the online equivalent of a sidelong glance on the subway, whether or not it turns into lurv?
Until the day comes that you can fuck a textbox, what do we modern lovers do? (It’s the weekend. Go work it out in the comments.)