Sex educator and kink ambassador Midori posed the following in her blog:

What should a considerate gentleman-lover-about-town have for supplies around the bedroom and bathroom? Think of the best of the best lover who’s a ladies’ man or the fellow who’s single by design.

Condoms, lube, batteries, and fetching cleanup towels dominate the hundredish suggestions offered, but perfectly sweet surprises?

• “A spare umbrella in case it’s raining on her way out, and she doesn’t have one,”

• “a ‘one-size fits most’ stretchy dress (in basic black), for if she sleeps over without any clothes for the next day,”

• “Extra toothbrush still in its packaging. Just one though – keep the stock out of sight to maintain the mystery. Send it home with her to avoid the “keeping things at his place” conversation. (Especially important if it’s a weekday sleep over and she’s on her way to work)”

Granted, the suggestions are offered in a straightish context, but the territorial toothbrush thing? Really? Still? Of all the objects to be imprinted with relationshippy meaning.