It’s Friday, and seeing as for once, I swear, the entirety of The Sexerati Squad is getting action — aren’t you glad you stuck around ’til the weekend for that bit? it’s true, not once during the four months Lux has double-teamed the blog with me have we both, at the same time, and no, not like that, been [redacting] [redacted]s on a regular [redacted] and damn, it’s about [redacted] time — it’s time to bring back our favorite ‘having too much fun to blog’ feature, Music To Do It To.
Sounds Like: Sexerati is totally punting… no, it’s just that, how can you not give a little love to someone who eternal elitists (and we heart them for it, we do) like the Village Voice bow to by way of a Venn diagram of his fuckability? Don’t believe us? Mims’ “This Is Why I’m Hot” gives a literal picture:
Of all the hot women, set X, we see the subset that Mims has had vs. the subset the Voice can claim. If that doesn’t make it clear for you, then maybe listen to the track with your honey even. Logic models alone don’t get most girls wet, after all.
Perfect For: West Coast: Sexy Irony. East Coast: Ironic Making Out That Turns A Little Ugly, But Not As Ugly As Your Plastic Jellie Shoes/Belt/Hair.
Where To Find It: As if there were a doubt, MySpace, fellas.