Does the text-connection transmit, too, rippling waves of possible sex across the nation, nay, even, the world? We offer the following evidence:

10:26pm PST/1:26am EST
not on date: and?

1:43am PST/4:43am EST
on date: he’s a good kisser!
not on date: nice. i’m having weird dreams about sex parties.

… the next day …

on date: sex party dreams? well we did indeed fuck. and then again this morning.
not on date: congrats on the sex.

SMS the love, dear readers, because who knows what might come beaming right back to you. Here’s, in advance, to your good fucking weekend.