Yearly Archives: 2006

HOWNOTTO play doctor

Yes, indeed, there is no lack of educational enrichment in this excerpt from a demonstration of the implanting of the AMS 700 penile prosthetic into an amazingly docile patient:

Remember, students, anything can be made to seem like a learning experience when delivered in the soft, dulcet tones of these good folks in blue paper robes.

WORKING SEX: Vibrator Designers Needed

For those seeking an exciting career in vibrator engineering, Germany’s silicone wunderkinds Fun Factory are hiring in the US. The future of sex compels you! (Plus, hello, we so need an ace vibrator insider.)

INITIATIVE & GROWTH
Do you have a strong incentive and lots of will power to start something new, to achieve goals [...]

Yoni B. Goode

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photo by jodigreen.

If, after reading on sacred cunt massage in the latest Scarlet…
The treatment would cost £40 and he reassured me I’d enjoy the experience and that it would help ease painful sex.
The session would take two hours and would begin with rituals to create a sacred environment with candles and music prior to the [...]

W Hotel Intimacy Kit

An unexpected rendez-vous had me checking in late, late, late to the W recently, utterly lubeless. A quick ring to their unique concierge service, “whatever, whenever” revealed that though they’d be happy to retrieve some for us, and at 1am, in fact, the room was already smartly equipped with an ‘Intimacy Kit.’ Go, [...]

Rubbers on Rails

Condoms 2.0. Observe: LifeStyles sporting some serious Helvetica Bold.

(See also: Durex’s ForPlay line, with trendy rounded corners for her pleasure.)

Sidenote: Babeland dropped the “Toys in…” what seems like way back now, but check the sleek, techsexy positive/negative logo (and more with the Helvetica).
Send in your in-the-field images of any new releases, and let us [...]

Dita von Teese for Marc Jacobs

Out hunting the new coco de mer boutique in Beverly Hills (link to below), even Dita von Teese couldn’t help me. But she did convince me to race across Melrose to get this snap of her in the latest window display at Marc Jacobs. Sigh. (Also: Hilary Swank? Not so comfortable [...]

San Francisco’s Sex Geeks Welcome Darling Nicky

Meanwhile, at Valleywag’s launch party… you know us San Francisco sex nerds: just get us South of Market, put a complimentary pink Sojutini in our little fingers, and our valley tongues will start a-wagging.
Violet Blue beat me to the story, but good thing she did, as now the scandalizing can be a co-operative effort:
Annalee Newitz: [...]

For Fillibusters’ Sake: Emo Alito Kissing

“What the world needs now…”

is an Alito living up to the (hot, geeky, my-look-at-those-glasses!) promise of his high school yearbook photo.
Mm-mm-mary!
Take a stand for your sexual freedom: Vichy Democrats’ “MONDAY ALITO FILIBUSTER GAMEPLAN: URGE ABSTINENCE!”
Photo: Emo Boys Kissing, 2006