The winner of last week’s first retrosexual sex estate sale guessing game is Hyacinthe, with her winning vote for c) a French autoerotic enema administrator.

Now, since the opening of the contest, the eBay item in question had expired, but curiously, today I’ve found it reposted. That reluctant auction winner’s loss might just be your gain.

Of course, if antique enerma kits aren’t your thing (and honestly, this one is probably best purchased by a well-meaning donor to the Center for Sex and Culture‘s collections), there’s always this unique, ultra-modern version: